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THE PERFECT GIFT for the lonely, the deluded and the desperate.

It is Barney and Leigh's wedding day. They have certainly come a long way from their first date. They have learned to supress their personalities and pretend they want the same things, so they will be able to put up with each other for several years. Everyone is happy for them.Their story is over.

Marcus and Fiona have had three dates.Fiona knows this means she will either end up spending the rest of her life with Marcus, or eventually have to break up with him, horribly.Both of these ideas are terrifying to Fiona.Tomorrow Fiona will fake her own death and join Cirque du Soleil.

This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

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Author(s):
Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris
Condition:
Used: very good
Dimensions:
178x132x9
EAN-13:
9780718183578
Format:
Hardback
ISBN-13:
9780718183578
Number of items:
1
Number of pages:
52
Publisher:
Penguin Books Ltd

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THE PERFECT GIFT for the lonely, the deluded and the desperate.

It is Barney and Leigh's wedding day. They have certainly come a long way from their first date. They have learned to supress their personalities and pretend they want the same things, so they will be able to put up with each other for several years. Everyone is happy for them.Their story is over.

Marcus and Fiona have had three dates.Fiona knows this means she will either end up spending the rest of her life with Marcus, or eventually have to break up with him, horribly.Both of these ideas are terrifying to Fiona.Tomorrow Fiona will fake her own death and join Cirque du Soleil.

This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

Author(s):
Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris
Condition:
Used: very good
Dimensions:
178x132x9
EAN-13:
9780718183578
Format:
Hardback
ISBN-13:
9780718183578
Number of items:
1
Number of pages:
52
Publisher:
Penguin Books Ltd

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